Ocean and Death in San Francisco.

Before the internet, kids had other ways of having fun. Now you can do both, I guess.

Before the internet, kids had other ways of having fun. Now you can do both, I guess.

I was just thinking how long until Alfred Hitchcock’s “The Birds” is remade with a bluish-grey color filter and a heavy-handed message about how we’re killing the earth and driving the birds crazy. Then I checked IMDB and realized it’s already happening. 

movementcast said: who drinks both milk and OJ at once? who has cereal with milk and another glass of milk???

I know, right? And it was in every cereal commercial too. There was some kind of subliminal messaging about kids getting double the calcium to become super soldiers so they can fight and die in wars in the Middle East.

Before the invention of Apple Jacks, apples had little to no known use for humans.

Before the invention of Apple Jacks, apples had little to no known use for humans.

It is generally agreed that humanity is broadly divided up into two eras. Paid Porn (PP) and Free Porn (FP). Thanks to the internet, we are roughly in the year 19 FP.

It is generally agreed that humanity is broadly divided up into two eras. Paid Porn (PP) and Free Porn (FP). Thanks to the internet, we are roughly in the year 19 FP.

Sexual innuendo in 1980’s advertising. That last one is just plain wrong. 



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